An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interpretes as the equivalent of, if not the superior to, a formal education.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
by jbsilverstein January 15, 2009
Get the Hockey Mommug. 1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive
2- A pit bull with makeup
Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
2- A pit bull with makeup
Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
by UrbanDickhead January 20, 2009
Get the Hockey Mommug. by Sarah Palin October 21, 2008
Get the Hockey Mommug. A mom that grew up on the streets in the 90’s and listen to ghetto rap. It is a role many hockey moms strive for. However, there are only two in the world; Leah and Kristine.
by Onlineswagger January 14, 2022
Get the Ghetto hockey mommug. by Tina w. fey February 20, 2009
Get the Hockey Mommug. A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms
by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021
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