Hobnocker Share definition Flag Hobnocker- A person that pulls down there pants and dick slaps a unsuspecting Asian in the face. Cindy Wong-WTF I just got hobnocked in the face by a hobnocker!!! I like itπ Hobnocker by Alexis_McNugget August 6, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Hobnocker mug. Buy Now β $32.95 See more merch