Hickson

A son of a middle class father with who behaves with the morals of the lower classes and continues to believe that they are superior to everyone they interact with.

A sexual act when a father shits on a son's chest and feeds the son the shit until he enjoys eating it and sharing it with other.

The boss of our company is a real hickson.

by Lord Raffles 2017 August 24, 2017

bill hicks

What can we say about Bill Hicks? Was he the greatest comedian whoever lived? no. The most important? possibly. the most outspoken? definitely. Bill hicks was a truly great comedian that has changed the life of everyone who has seen one of his shows, some of his topics were controversial at the time, but none-the-less true. his passionate and honest way of tthinking has inspired other modern greats such as Eddie Izzard. he tragically died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 32. truly a loss for everyone. Best known for his Relentless show.

Bill Hicks: You see that commercial? the heres your brain, heres your brain on drugs? they should put me in charge of that, "thats not your brain it's breakfast! how long we been up now? four days? fucking starving!!!"

by theshizzm March 14, 2008

Andrew Hicks

Local hero of Warren, Arkansas. Legend says he once scored a touchdown for the Lumberjacks while fighting a razorback. Also known as the "Ghost of Warren" and "The Warren Womper."
More recently famous for attributing to the eventual death of thousands of citizens of northwest Louisiana and east Texas.

Question: "Did you hear about the time Andrew Hicks killed more men than Samson?"
Answer: "Sure did."

by CharlesRiley December 14, 2008

mexican hicks

A person of hispanic decent who uses freely the terms "yall" , "ain't" and "what in tarnatation" and lives in the southern portion of the United States

There are several Mexican hicks working in that chicken plant in Arkansas

by annie bo fannie April 15, 2014

Hickspanic

Hickspanic - Cross of a Hispanic person who grew up in a rural hick town. A hispanic person who has Hick Tendencies. A Hickspanic sporting a rebel flag on their truck., Also a hispanic person who knows Dixie by Heart.

Yep, he's a Hickspanic, he's sporting the rebel flag on his truck and he still has a gun rack in the truck.

by NorCalCenCal January 6, 2009

hicksoned

to get so wasted that you may fall and scrape your knee, but not wasted enough since you come into work the next day with a big smile.

i went ice skating with some co-workers and i got so hicksoned at dinner beforehand. i came home with black and blue knees.

by kittykatkolfax January 21, 2009

Hicksville

It's also known as the "ville." A suburban town in Nassau County. Though it is on Long Island, and Long Island is stereotypically super wealthy, this is not necessarily the case. Most of Hicksville is well-to-do, upper-middle class and middle class. The taxes are not that outrageous, but their pretty up there. There is a Latino and an African-American population, but it doesn't really mean much, cause it's no where near the majority...not at all. We are near Westbury, so there are Latinos. Most of the African-Americans are wealthy, and usually send their kids to Holy Trinity High School, a well recognized Catholic high school located in Hicksville. Girls will go running around in their Juicy Couture tracksuits, Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirts, Hollister jeans, carrying their Louis Vuitton and Coach bags. This is the case for 85% of the females in Hicksville. The other 15% can think for themselves. Hicksville High School is very much known for their sports. Their football team and kickline team are absolutely amazing! As far as intelligence, let's just say, most of the kids go to college because of sports scholarships. There is a fairly large Indian population. There is a section of Hicksville, known as, "Little India," but it legit, takes up like two blocks. It really isn't anything. Hicksville has an Ikea, which is probably what it's most known for, and the Broadway mall. Everyone says they hate it, but it's really not that bad, especially now that a Hollister Co. has opened there. Teens of Hicksville are just basically superficial, uptight, high maintenance girls, jocks, and meterosexual males who know way too much about Reuhl and Abercrombie and Fitch. There is seven elementary schools in Hicksville, one middle school, and one high school. There are a lot of Catholic schools though. These include St. Ignatius, Holy Family, and Holy Trinity. Basically, Hicksville's a pretty chill place to live, and you never realize how much you miss it till you leave.

Random Facts:
Wendy's in Hicksville is amazing!
That huge parking lot is just simply amazing.
The train stop in Hicksville!
Lacrosse is a main sport in Hicksville.
As of 2007, the median income for a family in Hicksville is $108,880.
The racial makeup of the town was 84.56% White, 1.36% African American, 0.11% Native American, 9.04% Asian, 0.03% Pacific Islander, 3.05% from other races, and 1.84% from two or more races.

Just because Hicksville has the word, "Hick" in it, doesn't mean we're rednecks.
That's like saying someone from Queens is a, "queen."

Ashley: You wanna get fucked up tonight?
Jacklyn: Yeah, there's a sweet party in Hicksville tonight.
Ashley: Yeah, we should totally go.

Tom: MAN, Homecoming's this weekend. I'm like pumped for the game!

Victoria: Kickline practice has taken up my entire life!

Marissa: Let's chill at Broadway tonight.
Matt: EW.
Marissa: Shut the fuck up, we all know you love it.
Matt: Eh, true.

Oh yes, and world-renowned piano man Billy Joel grew up in Hicksville!

Hicksville rules, so shut it.

by hixchick123 December 9, 2008