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hovercraft that hoe

When ya shove that hoe down on tha bed, jump on her back and fart whilst screaming "HOVERCRAFT THAT HOE!!!!" as you float up off her back slightly.
I totally got her with the hovercraft that hoe! last night.
by cherrythunder December 29, 2007
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Hovercraft

To hover your balls over a girls mouth while she makes a fan blowing noise.
Dude, this chick blew me and then I gave her a hovercraft.
by Newsome July 10, 2013
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Bitch on a hovercraft

A bitch who can move in all directions, But is a step below a Vector bitch.

They tend to juggle many people that they are screwing over at once and at a quick pace, they are manipulative and wretched little goobers.
That girl was cheating on that guy with three other guys and a girl!

Damn, Bitch on a hovercraft. that bitch can move!
by Summon-a-bitch November 18, 2011
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hovercraft

to be bad at picking up broads. and having no wheels
man i cant pick up any broads tonight i am hovercraft
man i got no wheels i am a hovercraft
by gongerstein February 10, 2009
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Hovercraft

Someone who is always on the verge of passing out at parties or events with friends. Their head is usually doing a hovering or noding motion when you look at them..
D: Billy is hovercraftin' again
Billy: {wakes up} Huh....what...No man
by dirtyd420foryah October 17, 2010
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Hovercrafted

Farting so hard, you move in your seat.
I hovercrafted so hard, I almost shit my pants.
by Naburkish October 4, 2014
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Hovercraft

When a really, REALLY fat girl (or guy or whatever) wears a dress with frilly skirt bits that hang down so the overhang makes it difficult to see their legs and they look like the skirts on a hovercraft as they're walking around. You show your appreciation and recognition of this fashion by making subtle BRRRRRRRR hovercraft noises as they walk past.
Jesus, Dave, have you seen what the whale in finance is wearing today? Hovercraft-mode ENGAGED! BRRRrrrrrrrr.....
by RoguePlank November 28, 2018
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