Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

madagascar hissing cockroach

when a guy takes a little poopie and puts it in the girls bum bum and she re-shits it out so it kinda looks like a cockroach.

oh baby, do the madagascar hissing cockroach!

by Dick Cummingsworth August 16, 2006

Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

Hissing Hornet

Popping a pimple and placing the pus on your toungue, then making out with your partner while passing the pus back and forth and eventually swallowing it

I gave my girlfriend a hissing hornet

by Andrew Sullivan September 19, 2008

Hissing Wolverine

Hairy Vagina or pussy.

"You know that girl down the street? - "Yeah, why?" - "She has a hissing wolverine."

by DocWarren September 3, 2011

hissitext

The act of recruiting friends or family members to text you in great numbers to heighten your coolness factor to those around you.

"Sarah was so nervous about looking cool on her date that she recruited her best friend to hissitext her."

by ErinDawg August 12, 2007

hissing snake

when one possesses a floppy and ejaculates by shaking their penis with no hands

Janis: that guys a total badass! he hissing snake'd all over me!

by nighthawk211211211 June 19, 2009