Poop Hiker

When you take a crap out the window in a moving car and it hits a hitchhiker

Oh crap I hit a hitchhiker guess he is a Poop Hiker

by Teddy butt October 19, 2016

French Hiker Syndrome

A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries

Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again

by ricardo_vic March 21, 2021

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it

the pangalatic gargle blaster

by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005

Mexican hiker

An illegal immigrant crossing into the US from Mexico.

Billy Joe Cleetus shot a bunch of Mexican hikers that were trespassing on his ranch by the border.

by Triple Double April 6, 2013

thru-hiker

One who hikes a hiking trail that takes a month or more to complete. The hike is not necessaily done without leaving the woods or path. Trips into town to resupply, shower and rest up are accepted and sometimes necessary.
The term end-to-ender is applied to one who hikes the entire Vermont Long Trail in one trip, but they are also considered thru-hikers.
Section hiker is one who hikes the same trail, but completes it over a period of years.
Leap frogging is someone who does not hike the trail in one straight line, but rather jumps ahead, via hitching a ride and may or maynot return later to finish the section they skipped.

Some who hikes the 2,160 mile Appalachian Trail that goes from Georgia to Maine within one year is a thru-hiker. Also some one who hikes the 2,650 mile Pacific Crest trail or the 3,000 mile Contintial Divide Trail within 12 months are also considered thru-hikers.

by Dana Lemieux August 27, 2006

Dick Hiker

A whore, slut, a promiscuous girl

Dude do you have a thing for jessica?

na, I dont wanna mess with that I heard shes a dick hiker

Plies in "Plenty Money" "Aint fuckin with that ho cuz shes a dick hiker"

by Obama4Lyfe September 15, 2009

Flemish hitch-hiker

When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.

"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"

by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009