hickerbilly

Midwestern slang term. (poss. origin: Indiana)
A cross between a hick and a hillbilly, and therefore the worst of the lot. A farmer boy who wears plaid flannel down jackets, camo pants/overalls, owns more than one pickup truck, prays to Jesus and his mama, lives in trailer, etc. etc.

You can't swing a dead cat in Kentucky without hitting a hickerbilly.

by glitterfaerie January 31, 2003

hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

by Chris August 8, 2004

hickory fit

when a man has erectile dysfunction he is so filled with rage that he throws a violant rampage.

Dude I'm so mad if I don't get a boner in five minutes I'm gonna' have a hickory fit on your ass.

by PST Productions April 8, 2011

hickory tea

Midwest slang for an ass whooping

(The ass whooping of all ass whoopings, If someone offers you hickory tea run cause that sum bitch is gonna hurt)

“Boy you want some hickory tea!?” -someone’s angry mother

by MidwestNegro July 9, 2019

Hickarican

Hickarican- Of Puerto Rican Ancestry born in any rural area of the United States - J.A. Aponte

Parents born in Puerto Rico, off-spring born in Missouri.
Fernando Alfaro is a Hickarican because his parents were born in Puerto Rico and he was born in Missouri.

by Jose' A. Aponte November 3, 2005

Hickory Ridge Highschool

a highschool in harrisburg, NC thats 5% rednecks, 45% fake rednecks, 25% potheads, 5% blacks and mexicans combined, and 20% preps.

jimmy: where do you go to school?

john: hickory ridge highschool! home of the ragin' bulls!

jimmy: get out of here, you dip doin' pot smokin' fake redneck bastard.

by DiRtY BiT April 22, 2011

Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.

Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."

by Varnpike October 25, 2016