L. Ron Hubbard

a satanic religious pimp who was quoted as saying''If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion'', straight up.

You are the enlightened beings,Im so proud you all have ''cleared'' all these obstacles. After all this world is all about the spiritually elite, said L.Ron Hubbard, the satanic pimp.

by Micah68 July 29, 2005

L. Ron Hubbard

Conartist that wants ppl to believe that they're infested by evil alien souls, and that should pat big money to have them kept at bay... luckily, only desperate/gullible losers and retarded celebrities believe him.

Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.

"oops i failed my math test... hmm what would L. Ron Hubbard say?"
*points at sky*
"DAMN YOU XENU!!! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!"

by hahahahahahahahaha September 4, 2005

L Ron Hubbard

The man who proved that no matter what non-sense you add to a religion, people are going to believe it.

A science fiction author who invented a religion involving books containing much of the same nonsense as his earlier science fiction novels, except that people believe it.

An author who has written many books - none of which should be taken seriously, but which people accept religiously.

L Ron Hubbard told us - it must be true!

by Mr Texas I August 1, 2010

Hibbarding

To hold something for an overly long period of time while someone is waiting for you to be done with it.

Quit Hibbarding the gravy, my Potatoes are getting cold.

by Ranec November 27, 2010

Edward Hubbard

Edward Hubbard - a mentally retarded, insane psychopath who believes in his own mind that he is famous . He thinks everything and everyone on YouTube have to obey him and make videos that he will ok. He is known for attacking random people , getting attacked back and then crying suicide and playing the victim . Hubbard also feuded with a known YouTuber named Hagyrants who would argue with this retard and try to explain to him to seek help . Hubbard was admitted to a mental hospital after he was banned from YouTube for bullying. Now he’s back entertaining the same 11 retards as before . His views are shit and he has zero friends . He is also engaged to his 565 pound first cousin named Sabrina .

Never go full Edward Hubbard .

by Green dream 420 May 13, 2019

Hubbard, L. Ron

Conman that once said "If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion"

Please see: Scientology, fraud, conartist, trash

by PIMPZ September 4, 2005

L. Ron Hubbard

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard is the founder of Scientology, and perhaps the greatest genius to have ever lived. Not only has he tricked millions of people into believing his bogus science, but he actually has them /paying/ to raise their rank within the church, and learn more of its secrets.
Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind

Tom Cruise is a fucking dumbass.

Scientology is the greatest scam ever.

L. Ron Hubbard, you are a genius

by Fernando martinez September 8, 2006