hair hatted houligans

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

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by redbonegal September 15, 2013

hair hatted hooligan

a woman (typically black) who wears a lot of weave in her hair

Guy 1: yo you see that bitch with the weave?

Guy 2: we call that a hair hatted hooligan

by OutKast4ever April 13, 2013

heteroclaws

Long nails on a woman who has sex with women.

She was eating me out and I told her to finger me, but then I realized she had heteroclaws.

by 420pussy October 6, 2020

hell's heater

extraordinarily hot, usually in referring to a particular place or area.

it's hell's heater in that room, man.

i went to visit my parents, it's hell's heater out there!

by corvus brachyrhynchos July 26, 2003

not hetero

Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.

Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.

Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.

When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

interior heater

A device that is placed of one's vehicle that when plugged into an electrical socket with a plug heats up the interior of the car like a small space heater. Used in any part of the world where the temperature drops below freezing.

The interior heater can have a timer and be set to come on or keep the car warm even at extremely cold temperatures. It is usually seen as an electrical cord sticking out from under the hood of a car in Canada or the states that border Canada.

It was really cold last night, but my car was toasty warm because I had the interior heater on.

by monkey40 July 26, 2009

No Hetero

When two platonic friends of opposite sexes partake in a potentially romantic or sexually stimulating situation, uttering the phrase to negate any romanticism/sexuality.

Guy: (accidentally slaps girl's ass) Oh, I'm sorry.

Girl: It's ok. No Hetero.

by Hiphopanonymous315 August 29, 2011