Herman 

1. (noun) A person that has "big hair"

2. (adjective) To relate another part of a persons body to a Herman (big hair)

1. Woah look at his hair, a definite Herman

2. Sorry, you have herman nose

Herman by Raoul D 1 July 16, 2008

Herman 

A herman is a creature that climbs over rooftops in Finnmark, he also loves his Tacos on the roof, not only does he climb all over the place, he also flies wherever he wants.

Is it a plane, is it a bird?
No, it's herman

Herman by Hermynator123 October 4, 2016

Herman 

Coming in at 1:30 and taking a half hour lunch.
Not doing work because can't do side to side or over head motions with arm.

What is he/she doing? Isn't he/she on the clock? Well, he/she is pulling a Herman.

Herman by Dizzle Dana January 19, 2008

Herman 

The definitional word you use to describe a human being you see, and cannot distinguish if they are of the male or female gender.

Person 1: Hey, is that a guy or a girl?
Person 2: I'm not sure, it looks like both
Person 1: Well, it's hard to tell with the hair, and those could just be man boobs
Person 2: Let's just call it a Herman, okay?

Herman by dietcola July 10, 2009

Herman 

An Vaudeville entertainer practicing the craft of Hermantry, usually targeted towards the entertainment of children. Hermans are known to wear bright yellow suits, black crew neck shirts, pale yellow body paint, a tight crew cut, and usually have floppy ears. They keep no teeth in sight preferring to be seen with their true yellow colors. Hermans are usually solitary peopl as the craft requires great devotion.

"How did you come to the craft of Hermantry?"

"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."

Herman by The chocolate couch March 14, 2010

Herman 

Herman is the term used when you see a man sucking another mans penis. it can also be used for a homosexual male that is desperate for sexual action. It can also mean a person that is soo deep in the closet they would have sex with the same gender just to prove they aren't gay, sometimes they can even have families.

"I think he's Herman."
"I hope i never meet a Herman in my life"

Herman by The Sofa King, Mike Hawk December 13, 2017

herman 

insult, person wearing their hat loosely, limbless jewish grandma playing heavy metal in the rain wearing white t-shirts

You herman!

That guy is a herman.

Grandma stop being a herman!

herman by loce March 9, 2009