Henry Clay

A hot piece of history sex. Known for his 4 failed runs for the presidency and his amazing ability to form compromises in a pig-headed congress. Responsible for the Missouri Compromise and the Compromise of 1850, which in fact DELAYED the Civil War for 10 years, giving the North time to grow strong enough to defeat the south, meaning Clay is the reason slavery no longer exists. Not related to the devil. A cult favorite of AP US history students. And hot. Did we mention hot?

Henry Clay is my homeboy.

Compromise me, Clay!

by kurt's bane October 31, 2007

Dr. Henry Killinger

A character in the Venture Brothers universe. Appearing in the episode I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills. Dr. Killinger is a foreigner who goes around toting his "Magic Murder Bag" and ends up becoming The Monarchs new #2. In the end of the episode he manages to reunite The Monarch with Dr. Girlfreind, thus putting and end to The Monarchs loneliness.

"My name is Dr. Henry Killinger, and this is my magic murder bag"

by Robert Mansouri September 22, 2008

Henry Cavill

The sexiest man on earth who was made for the boys and the girls. He is known for roles in Superman, Enola Holmes, The Witcher, Mission Impossible: Fallout and much much more. One gaze at his gorgeous face and ur genitals will explode

Henry Cavill could superman this hoe anyday
Dude, i wish Henry Cavill was on top of me

by Missus Cavill October 19, 2020

Henry Fischel

That Dumbass Who Invented Exams

Do you know who invented "Exams"
"Who"
Henry Fischel
Fuck that bitch

by SuperKlasky3895 November 19, 2021

Cap'n Henry

(1) A green pirate That lives in an outhouse on an island. He likes to call his business "swishy swishys" and often uses it to build things. He also enjoys skateboarding.

He is part of the Cap'n Henry Clan along with Davis, Rachel, and Henry Wink.

(2) A religion created by Cap'n Henry. Cap'n Henry is all seeing and all knowing, and likes to make sure you're healthy and avoid constipation.

(1) I wonder what Cap'n Henry's up to today.

(2) I just joined the Cap'n Henry Religion and so should you! Smile! Cap'n Henry loves you!

by Henry1223 February 18, 2008

Henry Rowengartner

a fictional but legendary closer for the
Cubs. Who learned to pitch from Gary Busey after that he struck out Barry Bonds before the steroid algations.
he is also a term for a player every terrible team needs

"Damn man the Washington Nationals need some relievers"
" I know i think we Need Henry Rowengartner or Chet Steadman"

by Thaddeus Hermanson September 26, 2008

Henry Pirrone

D1 football player from Connecticut. Descent of Will Pirrone, another successful D1 football player.
KING

who’s Henry Pirrone?

You don’t know?? He’s the best football player, he’s a god and a KING

by sneakyyyyy b March 26, 2023