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Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."
Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!
by RZdonks December 29, 2009
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good uniform,bad helmet

term used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is considered blessed in body type but in face ,not so much..............
As the evening wore on and Paul feared coming up short, he made an executive decision to relax his standards and consider anyone with a good uniform,bad helmet.
by sheila in the car January 12, 2010
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Helmet Kink

When you have a crush on person or a character from a movie or arc who wears a helmet and never or did show there face before for example

The Mandalorian,TRON,Etc
“Sho is your character crush

Well I have a helmet kink so I’ll say TRON”
by cooky_milkis18 November 12, 2020
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Stupid helmet

The stupid helmet is a headgear, preferably a Packers - helmet, one is made to wear when a jury of friends find one of their peers guilty of comitting an act of stupidity. It originates from That 70's Show and is indeed the greatest mark of shame there is.
Defendant, you were caught toilet papering my sister's car. As this car also belongs to me, I find you guilty of committing stupidity. According to the traditions of our reverred law, you must be punished to its full extent. This means the Stupid Helmet.
by HelpMeCatchMyPig! March 24, 2011
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blood helmet

When a girl on her period sits on your forehead, leaving a crusty red coating.
I had my girlfriend sit on my face when she was on the rag, and she gave me a blood helmet.
by Manpigbear April 12, 2011
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dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.
WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!
by James Lowe September 21, 2004
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Grandpa's War Helmet

A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.
I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
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