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hellbreath

Mephistophelean stench: charnel-house breeze, wolverine sphincter zephyr, mutant swamp gas all rolled into one, which very sadly comes from the mouth of one who does not practice optimum oral hygiene. Can remove paint, eyebrows and developing love affairs at twenty paces. Sleep, coffee, booze and kimchi-related variants are common.
A canary in a cage suspended from one's forehead is an accurate and reliable indicator for hellbreath. When the canary begins to retch and gag, brush your teeth, numbnut.
by The Hideous Damsel January 2, 2006
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hellbait

An extremely young girl one is sexually attracted to.

Unlike a barely legal chick who lure men to incarceration with hot, nubile, tight, young bodies (see jailbait), a girl that is considered hellbait is so young that, if one were to fuck her, one would definitely go to hell.
D: Why the fuck are you watching a children's pageant on cable?
J: I can't help it, one of them looks just like Jonbenet.
D: Turn that hellbait shit off you sick fuck!
by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011
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hellafast

the speed at wich Mr. T's 1982 custom AMC van travels at.
Mr. T's van is "hellafast"
by Vegas March 24, 2003
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Hellbent

an hellbent person is someone who get shot by 50 people, ran over by at least 20 hummers, and still manage to get back on its feet and keep fighting back.
Max Payne is the perfect exemple of a hellbent person; he never gives up, even when the odds are against him.
by Samuel James Vance December 14, 2008
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Flaming Hellbastard

See everyone I hate in teh woerld
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by Nitro March 2, 2003
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Hellbent

-noun. Hell-bent.
1. A crazy fun person who always has random things to say to brighten the mood.
2. A caring happy individual
3. Anti-Kilrahi
Quotes from Hellbent:

"I swear on Jesus. Jesus Christ and his dad. God Christ. That's a weird name for the Lord to have. Hmm. God Mc.Christ. Ahh that is better. God Christburg. God Christein! Ooooh perfect!"

"I'm really shocked I haven't heard of someone robbing a Mc.Donnalds in a Hamburgler outfit. Then again, a Hamburgler outfit doesn't really make you inconspicuous. Even though i cant remember exactly how he looks. I know he has red hair and he's a raccoon man and he has a big burlap sack full of hamburgers that somehow never fall apart."
by Kilrgrn December 31, 2008
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hellbait

Guy #1: Your little sister is hot.
Guy #2: Dude, that is so wrong. She isn't even hot.
Guy #1: Not your 16 year old sister, I mean your 12 year old sister.
Guy #2: That isn't even jailbait man, that is hellbait.
by dddlllrrr May 21, 2010
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