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stanley hudson

by yikes.. October 17, 2018
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taraji p henson

The most amazing black woman actress alive! She's a true tough COOKIE.
-I wish a bitch would fuck with me. I will drop there ass with my Taraji p henson (cookie)!
by Taraji p henson December 20, 2016
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moderate conservative hedonism

moderate conservative hedonism", "mch" for short, is a term used to broadly describe the weltanschauung -- sociopolitical & otherwise --of any well-bred gentleman, scholar, bonvivant, & gourmand before the death of old europe.

mch is characterized by a propensity for the general enjoyment of life. -- within a certain moderation, Μηδὲν ἄγαν, & with a keen eye for the tradition.

though the mch outlook has declined since the death of old europe, some men, like roberto calasso or gerard depardieu, remain true to the old ways.

expressions of mch in the heritage of europe are too numerous to count, though here is a list of some quintessentials:

wine, the delphic maxims, cheese, decadent plates of cold cuts, fruit, & marzipan, observance of the faith, rococo painting & second empire furniture, death in venice, sonnets to the fishermen of capri, a gallon of beer a day, hatred of taxes, an aloof & cosmopolitan view of things (in particular in matters culinary & poetic), the study of botany, ornithology, monteverdi's madrigals, chess, collections of old cookbooks, gambling (but not too much), an interest in pencils, coffeehouse brawling, orientalism, a fine assortment of various rare teas, liberatory book theft, quoting vauvenargues at the cute cashier in the store, hiking, opening a beauty salon in the ruins of the lotus-land, foie gras for breakfast.

Si bene qui cenat bene vivit, lucet, eamus
quo ducit gula, piscemur, venemur!
(Horace)
example a)
person 1: I watched an episode of gerard depardieu's europe last night. he talked about cheese for half an hour.
person 2: yes, he's a true moderate conservative hedonist.

example b)
person 1: how do you interpret horace's epistle to numicius?
person 2: i think wieland is right in his commentary when he says that the epistle is about finding the ways of moderate conservative hedonism.
by unsinn March 28, 2022
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hudson river jellyfish

The used condoms you find floating near the docks and shores of the hudson river. They get this name b/c they kind of float there and are white and yeah its just nasty.
When you look down next to the dock to put the boat in the water and theres a hudson river jellyfish floating there....
by Ualbany Crew May 6, 2006
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Sully the Hudson

v. To pull off the impossible; to demonstrate that one is, indeed, a god among men.

See US Airways Flight 1549 Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger III.
Mr. President, we've vetted your cabinet appointee as much as we can. Everything's clean, I mean really clean—this guy could Sully the Hudson.

John may've been an All-American Quarterback and a Rhodes Scholar, but his disastrous relationship history made clear that no one can really Sully the Hudson (except for Captain Sullenberger).
by gopherguy500 February 16, 2009
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hastings on hudson

If you ever lived in this nice town, one things for sure...you got fucked up or at least smoked trees in the woods...most defiantly at hillside at least once. You know or are someone who is NYC trendy or artistically suffering their parents cruel oppression of their creative minds.
Hastings On Hudson:Our school is of blue ribbon excellence!

That chick from the wizard of Oz owned a house here once! Oh Riki Lake was awesome in hair spray!

Who`s got 5 to throw down on a sac
by IhazFuckOff February 27, 2009
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Hedonize

the act of pursuing pleasure and self-gratification, sometimes excessively (for humor's sake).
Jules: Damn, I'm feeling down man. What do you do when you got the blues Vince?

Vince: I just hedonize it away. After a few rips of my bong, a triple bacon cheeseburger, and masturbating 12 times to my favorite pornos, I feel right as rain.

Jules: Intriguing...
by Muffka June 17, 2009
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