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Oh heckers!

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A word coined by Husnaa, later made popular by an amazing, charming unnamed individual who spread the word to many authors. It quite literally means hectic but the houghton version
Person 1: “My parents just met up in an accident and died instantly

Person 2: “Oh heckers! I’m sorry let me take you out to nando’s to feel better”
by Ac_2404 January 19, 2023
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Heckler & Koch PSG1

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A semi automatic sniper rifle manufactured by Heckler & Koch GmbH of Germany. Chambered for the 7.62x51mm NATO (.308 Winchester) round, equipped with Hensoldt 6x42mm scope.
The PSG1 is widely considered the most accurate semi automatic sniper rifle in the world.
by JoeBob July 29, 2003
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disability heckler

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An asshole who goes around and laughs at those with disabilities as they make embarrassing mistakes.
Lance: "Hey Scott C. watch out for the puddle of water"
Scott C. falls into the water
Lance: "Hahahahahahah, you fell into the water when I told you not to you idiot"
Scott C.: "I am not an idiot, I have cerebral palsy"
Lance: "Cerebral Palsy is like being gay, you can choose not to be"
Scott C: "Not only are you a little bitch, but you are a disability heckler"
Lance: At least I am not a disaster mocker
Scott C: No you are a flood worrier you pussy
by Honchongo June 13, 2011
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Heckler and Koch

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Heckler and Koch - German firearms manufacturer started by Edmund Heckler, Theodor Koch and Alex Seidel, former Mauser engineers, in the late 1940s.

English pronounciation - Heck-ler and Kot-sh (or sometimes Koke).

German pronounciation - the letters "ch" do not sound like they do in English. "Church" is not a ch combination that the Germans ever pronounce. It is more of a chhhh that somewhat sounds like phlegm being summoned from the rear of the throat. However, Most German's say Koch as "Kot-sh".
I work for H&K USA and have to debate the name almost every week! In our branch in Sterling, VA, we all call it 'Kot-sh'.
by Micheal Trizetti November 22, 2003
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Bob Heckler

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The second coming of Christ. He is a absolut beast and is rumored to be real
Guy:Is Bob Heckler real?
Guy2: I hope so, I really need Bob Heckler to come through for me.
by Mikepenceisbae November 2, 2017
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Heckler

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Hater & judge. Not the same as a critic though. They are disrespectful half breads that feel everyone has to live by their opinions. Most of them 18-30+old, either live in theirs mothers/family's home still to feed off the maternal tit. Have no direction, lack stature and morals in human behavior.
(How to handle a bitch Heckler)
Female Comic: I was walking threw Jersey the other day and....
Heckler(yells threw the crowd): You suck, your a nothing, and a nobody, your a hag, you blow for Judas for duckets!
Female comic: Do people like you ever shut the fuck up? Your daddy was begging me to suck his dick offering 5G's while yo' momma was bent over gettin' a dirty sanchez from my agent punk. Who's the nobody? Get the fuck oudda here. Were you the guy, in that movie one time, where the group was yelling "squeal like a pig boy?" You can't handle this truth. That's why you hide behind your website opinions. BTW didn't you pay to see this show?
Heckler: (bows his head in shame when she gets done with him. The crowd laughs as he slowly cowers out of the building)
by owhora'$R'us@heckleNjeckle December 24, 2009
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poo heckler

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That person who, when someone is using the restroom for an extended visit (#2), continuously rattles the doorkonb, bangs on the door, and/or yells "watchya doin in there?".
The objective of this rude assault on a person at their most defenseless moment is to make the victims dump unrelaxing and stressful as possible. Extreme heckling can at times prevent poo entirely, leaving the victim at risk of a hershey squirt later on.
The Poo Heckler most often lurks around offices or other densly populated areas, preferably with small, single occupant restrooms. This enables maximum humiliation and discomfort to their victims.
Poo Heckler is not to be confused with "dump cheerleader" or the infamous "turd burglar"
"i was taking a nice relaxing dump, but Jamie kept banging on the door and rattling the doorknob. What a total poo heckler!!"
by wordman07 May 25, 2007
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