Two Heaters

When Testicles are placed upon ones forehead and using the warmth

Person 1: I got two heaters, they work well.

Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?

Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.

by BobbyBaja December 6, 2009

heater

A firearm- Usually a handgun or revolver. This term came from the 30's mafia/gangster times. When continually fired, the barrel would get very warm- hence the name heater.

"Before we go out tonight, do you got your heater?"
Don't mess with her, she's got a heater.

by g-dog adt March 28, 2011

heated seats

The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.

Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"

Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"

by seat heater May 7, 2011

Heater

A heater should be interjected into any form of speech. You can be on a heater. You can be heatering. You can be sending heaters. You can be a heater. When you are on a heater, you will know, and anybody that isn't on a heater won't understand. If you spend enough time around the same people though, they will start to get it and join the clan of Heater Wan Kenobis. When you go to the mountain to shred, you will instantly be able to tell which people are on a heater because they will be sending the biggest heaters. When you go to the bar, you will be searching for some heaters to bring home with you. When you get in a grueling beer pong match, the heaters will start heating up before their first toss. Being on a heater isn't a fad, it's a way of life and the only way to reach true enlightenment.

"Wake up and live life on a heater"
-Bob Marley

Sneds is on a fuckin heater.
That dude thinks he's on a heater but he isn't.
Hey, gimme that heater real quick.

by Heaterwankenobi March 9, 2022

happily heated

the state of being both happy and heated (angry)

I spent an hour looking for my 5 pages of math homework last night (at 2 a.m.), and ended up finding it right under my pillow. note that I was sitting on my bed when I noticed I lost my homework. I was happily heated to find it

anthony was happily heated when he finally lost his virginity, but caught a few stds in the process

by diddy kong December 16, 2009

heater

a gun, usually handgun

he blasted his heater out the window at the fools on the corner

by notorious-d January 22, 2004

Pecker Heater

1) A Vagina

2) A term used to call an individual a Vagina

Quit being such a pecker heater.

by ZBERG May 22, 2014