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Handjob Haney

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
by Doomious April 5, 2009
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heanly

you look like a heanly
by heanly May 11, 2014
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Daniel Henney

Born on November 28, 1979 in Carson City, Michigan; Daniel Henney(25) is half Korean and half British American. He started modeling in the US in 2001 and has been modeling eversince in other countries. He started acting when he got a role to play Henry Kim in the Korean drama "My Lovely Sam-soon." Currently he is residing in Korea to learn more about his Korean roots and to become active as a "true Korean."
Daniel Henney is the hottest asian model I have ever seen in my life! I'm going to marry him!
by omg_itz_jenny July 24, 2008
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Healey

An individual of great sexual talent and/or stamina. Also known to be gifted in the art of picking up lovers be it females or males.
These individuals usually enjoy acts that involve felching and/or skeeting
Whoa!!! man that cracker was a Healey tonight
by Jazzy Fizzle March 7, 2008
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Austin Healey

British sports car that started in 1954 and ended production in 1967/68. The first was the 100, or 100-4 for 4 cylinders. then the 100-6, and finally the 3000. When fist introduced, it was a cool car--better than the MG or Triumph crap, but not quite a Jag. It got bigger and more complicated as it went along, however the body style did not change in any significant way in the 13 years it was produced. It went from cutting edge to anachronism.
Dig that Austin Healey 100, it looks like its moving when its standing still.
by thinkpad 20 August 5, 2008
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haney

1. a hot girl, your girlfriend, lover, etc

2. misspelling of honey that caught on
p1: bye haney <3
p2: love you
by - .. .-. .. .- May 1, 2011
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Henney

Drag culture slang for "honey"
Yes, henney! Work it!
by DerangedTeddy January 14, 2019
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