Headstash

The most amazing of all online communities available today. A most heady combination of online magazine, social network, and message boards for the jamband community. Headstash.com

That Saxton interview on Headstash was the shit. Can't wait for the Disco Biscuits New Years preview.

by Headstasher October 18, 2010

headstrabate

Masterbation of the forehead; Done exclusively by the ones with large foreheads

Repetitive stroking of imaginary penis on forehead.

by Evil King November 5, 2004

headstrong

A person from the female gender who is strong at giving head aka blowjows. The word mama after it means that she also had excessive experience and is a veteran performer.

That bitch was a headstrong mama. She could blow all night long.

by Straninsky January 22, 2017

Turkish Headstand

An ultra-rare, spine-risking sex position that only the truly unhinged attempt.

Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.

Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity

Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.

“Bro, she asked me to do the Turkish Headstand—my soul left my body.”

by XSP8 June 15, 2025

Chewbacca in a headscarf

A English teacher called mrs Abdul

The fucking Chewbacca in a headscarf gave me a detention

by BananaCupcakke September 28, 2019