The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.
Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.
by muthangya June 10, 2007
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1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.
2. A hopeless social retard.
3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
Also see: Fucktard
-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.
2. To fail utterly.
1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.
2. A hopeless social retard.
3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
Also see: Fucktard
-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.
2. To fail utterly.
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Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008
Get the unholy hasselhoff mug.the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.
by msmel March 18, 2010
Get the hasselhoffing mug.A fine Hansom young thang'. One who Runs the show with effortless swagger. One who has natural style that comes with ease, or.....Steeze...The perfect man for any job. The Leader. The FIRST best friend. The Never Frontin' always Stuntin'....Ride or Die Hommie....(MASCULINE DEFINITION)
by THAT COOL CAT January 9, 2011
Get the Hashem mug.v. To infiltrate another person's computer when he/she has left the room and change his/her desktop wallpaper image to something of crude and/or humorous nature. Though it is not mandatory, it is preferable that the new image involve Baywatch star, David Hasselhoff.
However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.
Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.
However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.
Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.
Oh my gosh! Not only did Jim hasselhoff my desktop, but he also hasselhoffed the underwear texture on my character!
by StoryQueen August 1, 2011
Get the hasselhoff mug.When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff
"Check her out, she's fucking hasselhot
by Bob Swarley March 24, 2008
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