Hasbro'd

Verb - hæz.broʊd

To intentionally denigrate or lessen the quality of something

Wow, they really Hasbro'd the cardboard in the latest Magic: The Gathering set.

by My Cull June 23, 2021

Hasbro Family Game Night

A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.

Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.

by Dingus McFeenfuf September 15, 2017

hasbro beard

A neatly trimmed goatee common among young men, particuarly fantasy enthusiasts who are attempting to emulate fashion cues common to fantasy themes. It is named "Hasbro Beard" because Hasbro is the company which presently owns the rights to the Dungeons and Dragons role playing game. It is often coupled with long floppish hair among particuarly devoted fantasy enthusiasts, but is also common in the mainstream population as a handy way to create the illusion of having a chin.

"Bob had thought that his hasbro beard made him look older, but now he realised that it merely highlighted his youth and extreme geekiness."

by Maryann May 5, 2005

No Hasbro

When somebody really aint playin' games with you

No Hasbro, I went on 7 different lazy rivers that day.

by D Rayzle November 7, 2018

HASBO

A Half-Arsed Sofa Bash-Off. Commonly believed to be the most depressing of all self-pleasuring, the HASBO requires the use of a sofa or settee (and in some circles, possibly a chaise-longue) and generally occurs having woken up in the early afternoon, with minimal possible effort and with no upper-arm movement.

Other common features include a hangover, not having washed for several days, being unemployed, bachelorship and a deep-rooted apathy towards social norms.

Josh: Wake up Simon, Loose Women's on.
Simon: I know. URghhghgh.
Josh: Are you having a HASBO?
Simon: Am I fucking ever.

by Slacker Simon and Jobless Josh January 12, 2010

Hambroided

Another word for being hammered druck plasterd or wasted

Look at this fucking kid hes hambroided

by jwatts2113 September 9, 2009

Hansbrough Shuffle

Dance created and perfected by UNC basketball players when they get the ball underneath the basket.

Look at that third rate player doing the Hansbrough Shuffle because he obviously doesn't know that he has to dribble the ball when he moves his feet... what a queer!!

by QBB March 1, 2007