Large Hardon Collider

When two or more dudes touch their boners together.

"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"

"No Justin, I'm not a fag"

by Strasse October 10, 2010

Hardoom

A stagnant pool of waste most commonly found in Modern Warfare 2. It will complain and ridicule you based on your performance, even if you do better than it.

Joe :Hey wanna play some MW2 today Tom?
Tom: Yeah as long as we don't run into a Hardoom.
Joe: Oh true, maybe we should go get food instead.
Tom: Yeah sounds great, Hardooms don't go outside

by itsELP December 11, 2018

Residual hardon

A swollen cock generated by a full day of mild arousal.

John wanted to make his placid cock look big for Sean, so he played with himself for a few hours and generated a residual hardon.

by Team Ferret January 24, 2020

Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

by de-pube December 5, 2020

hardon

the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection

the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.

by Holmes December 4, 2002

hardout

Word origonates from New Zealand, a word in which is used to define how much they dedicate a topic about something

Did you like that gang???

Hardout!!!

Translation: did you like that group???

How Yea!!!

by Nortie November 20, 2004

clitty hardon

When a babe's clit stands on end due to an aroused nature.

"She got the damned near most erect clitty hardon I've ever seen as I began to eat out her p'zone.

by SRS May 1, 2005