Legal Harassment

Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.

Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>

Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!

by indigent divorcee January 6, 2012

Harassment

The adult version of bullying.

Despite that people think that bullying ends for awkward people after high school. It doesn't, it's just called harassment now.

by Celyuh October 1, 2016

Harassment Park

Typically, a night-club or bar, where females(& even males) can expect to be harassed by - unwanted company.

*group of guys/girls enter night-club*

"Welcome to Harassment Park, gentlemen/ladies"

by SonOfLaw August 8, 2009

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

@JUSTJOOO

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this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023

acceptable sexual harassment

When a seemingly formidable right-wing candidate for Supreme Court Justice or a President of the United States sexually harasses women.

It became clear to me that there are some forms of acceptable sexual harassment.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

textual harassment

the term used to describe when one is constantly and obsessively texted by someone whom they don't wish to communicate with.

john keeps textually harassing me - hes sent me like 50 texts today, even though i haven't responded to any of them. i wish he'd quit partaking in textual harassment.

by littlebear2412 January 4, 2010

Sensual Harassment

A psychological way of disrupting the senses of your opponent in order to gain competitive advantage at work, play, sex, or politics.

Jim used "Sensual Harassment" to get under Tom's skin, causing Tom to make a foul as he attempted to block Jim's jump shot. Sensual Harassment is more effective than Sexual Harassment when making someone your Bitch.

So far, haven't heard of anyone being sued for "Sensual Harassment".

by Tre Robynson August 18, 2011