Brian Haner Jr.

Lead guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold

stage name: Synyster Gates

Has extensive work of tattoos on his body.
Also has a few piercings (nose and ears, etc?).

Is known for being one of THE best lead guitarists. Also has excellent Solos. A few examples demonstrated in the following songs: "To End the Rapture", "Bat Country", "Unholy Confessions" and "Chapter Four"

A. Brian Haner Jr. is such a hottie!

B. Brian is my idol. He has inspired me to learn how to play the guitar.

C. Not only is Brian smokin' hot, but he is also one of the best guitarists!

by Lady_Kalakaz January 21, 2009

Kwisatz Haderach

In Fremen, it means "the shortening of the way" and is the Bene Gesserit term for the unknown being who's powers can surpass time and space.

Paul Muad'Dib became the Kwisatz Haderach after drinking the Water of Life.

by anonymous October 14, 2004

hamper sex

What happens when a simple clothes hamper comes in handy as the perfect prop to bend your partner over.

She bent forward with her arms outstretched onto the floor and I got in there right behind her at the perfect angle; such is the bliss of hamper sex!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

pam halpert

The cutest girl on The Office and the cutest girl Jim dates and then marries

pam halpert is that cute girl that Jim halpert marries right?

by Theofficefan_101 September 27, 2017

Jim Halpert

THE MAN YOU WANT TO MARRY WHEN YOU GROW UP. HES PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. THE LORD HAS BLESSED HIM. HALLELUJAH BABY JESUS

"back off Pam, Jim is mine"
"I love you Jim"
"Jim Halpert is such a nice guy"

by tinkerbellthegirl April 13, 2020

Halpert Hair

Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office.

I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin.

by Dan5999 November 7, 2007

Magic Hamper

The place you get previously worn - yet clean smelling clothes from.

If you leave a pair of jeans in the hamper long enough they lose the funky smell that caused you to throw them into the hamper in the first place!! It's MAGIC!!!

"Is that a pasta stain on your pants?"

"So it is... looks like my magic hamper missed a spot."

by Cleveland Danny June 13, 2008