Hankologyism

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-Hankologyism is awesome.
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?

by Ryan 4/24/92 December 9, 2008

hankholster

A male who is known for performing oral sex frequently and casually on other males. "Hank" referring to a typically male name and "Holster" referring to the subject's mouth being a holster for the penis of the generic "Hank".

That guy's always suckin' one! He's a real hankholster!

by 5Bones July 26, 2010

hanchos

100 dollar bills

Zach Baird would only do it if he got 10 hanchos

by Guinnesssnap July 22, 2016

Hanshole

A german asshole, or an asshole of german descent.

No I don't want any wienerschnitzel, hanshole.

by RogueFireman August 31, 2007

Hanthom

A term used by people from Tauranga,New Zealand to describe an ugly person

Bro1:Bro do you reckon chardonay would go out with me?

Bro2:Nah bro your hanthom.

by fullabey February 21, 2011

hanchovies

Killing yourself on a video game

I like Hanchovies in call of duty

by Nigerdamus December 19, 2014

hankover

the feeling you get after pulling an all nighter and watching movies staring Tom Hanks.

"Cast away and The Polar Express gave me the biggest Hankover"

by eodclxvi August 8, 2015