handstinence

A portmanteau of Hand and Abstinence. The act of not masturbating for a period of time.

Johnny: *returns from bathroom 6 minutes later*

Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?

by RoyalYoshi June 23, 2016

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Handsie

A cute slang word for a hand job.

How to give a Handsie:

1. Place one or two hands on the penis.

2. Rub, with variable speed.

3. Add a ball tickle for fun.

by Twizling July 28, 2012

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A fine young female specimen that is open to giving hanskis in public... seriously. especially to those of indian persuasion. Her natural habitat is at famous players in Belleville On, to the popular teen flick, The Last Song, starring Miley Cyrus.

She's a total hanskis jeblanc

by hannahj.blanc May 22, 2011

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handsion

A handjob one receives in a mansion.

Matt: Dude, I was over at Kim's place and she totally gave me a handjob.

Stefan: Kim's got such a big house, I'd say you got a handsion!

by notfrattler March 21, 2013

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Handkini

When ever a girl will place one arm over her nipples/boobs and the other over her private parts to get somewhere quick if she's naked. Only used to get around house.

1: Ugh I saw my sister in a handkini.

2: I had to wear a handkini out of the bathroom.

by Gluppy July 16, 2014

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