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No-Hands-Freeby

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
by heyschmexy September 15, 2011
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Hand-Free

Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.
Man: I can go Hand-Free

Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me
by mushroom_the_man123 May 30, 2017
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Hans-free

When you get free time from Hans, you're Hans-free.
I love these phone calls Hans-free!
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Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed
Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder
by Macbelfast May 28, 2009
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free hand

When you urinate freely without any guidance of your hand, usually ending with piss all over the wall, yourself or anyone near you.
Dude why is there piss on your shirt

I decided to free hand it
by Stanley smith July 29, 2014
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Free Hand Job

Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement
by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011
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