Handson

A handsome son.

Handson, I'm stuck.

by Handson man September 4, 2021

Handon

Handon-Endgame bitches

I just watched The Vampire Diaries and Delena is such Handon.

by Babybebz April 29, 2020

handphones

when one covers their ears with the palms of there hands to block bad current noises.
headphones, with hands.

when bonnie started singing outta here, i just had to use my handphones

by wizzer jimmy October 2, 2009

handpooping

Handpooping is what happens when your repeated attempts at shitting under the table at your staff party's venue are foiled and you're forced to proceed with plan B.

Search "Nasty .. Toronto Woman Poops In Her Hand After Club Night And Tosses it like Nothing Happen" on YouTube.

Note: No bathrooms were harmed in the pinching of these loaves. #handpooping

by mookalina October 23, 2013

handjon

Giving father jon a handjob behind the church

Christine: hello father jon

Father jon: hello Christine

Christine: can I give you a handjon father jon

Father jon: yes Christine

Christine: meet me behind the church after reception

Father jon: ok Christine

*After reception*

*Moaning*

Christine: oh fuck father jon... Ahhh ahhh fuckknk

Father jon: fuck Christine you feel amazing rn

Christine: ah father jon~~ give me a facial pls

Father Jon: yes Christine ~

Christine: oh father fuck~~

by Ace_themenace September 25, 2022

Handtonio

When someone is masturbating with his/her hand and watching pornography with people with muscular builds or "Alpha Male" bodies in the scene. He/she is imagining that her hand is the hand of the actor/star.

person A: "He's having happy hour with Handtonio".

person B: "Typical, it's 1 o'clock"

person C: "OMG, I love this scene"

by Turdrettes August 23, 2010

handpant

To cover one's cruch with your hand. Usually for taking a move demure selfy, or for emergensy use when pantsed.
The lower companion to the handbra. Goes great with a hairbra
The lower companion to the handbra.

"If your too shy, sext me a handpant"

by joseque November 23, 2014