hampster 

(n.) the state of verginity;your virinity

Hey I lost my hampster at church the other day!

hampster by BILLY May 13, 2005

Hampster 

It's the real way to spell hampster.

"I like hampsters."
"Me too! Just like I like balls."

Hampster by Gamergirl4lyfe4 March 2, 2022

hampster cannon 

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts

Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!

hampster cannon by Adonis Rosalle May 20, 2005

Hampster Tucking 

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

Hampster Tucking by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

Hampster diving by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019

Hampster Dance

A stupid, pointless website, with rows of "hampsters" dancing to a sped-up clip stolen from a Disney movie. Was the basis for a variety of "dance" sites, with fish, cows, stick men, you name it.

Hampsterdance is for bored people with WAY too much time on their hands!

Hampster Dance by Chad July 19, 2004

hampster with a gun 

Pretty much self-explanitory. If you see a hampster with a gun, you might want to get the hell out of there, cuz they are pretty mean shots.

Guy 1-"Holy sh*t, that fuggin hampster had an MP5!!!"

hampster with a gun by EmuHerder March 2, 2005