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Having sex from behind using the top part of a womans butt. Like titty fucking but with the ass.
Yo that girls ass is bangin- i'd love to give her the Hamlet.
Hamlet by Adam Padgett December 21, 2008
A shakespearean play about the character of the same name who attempts to avenge his father's death. It would be pretty good, if it were not written in freaking early modern english. It has since been made better, by being converted into an episode of The Simpsons. Written for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Taught by teachers, especially Mr. Newcombe, for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Not as good as it is purported to be.
To be, or not to be; that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep -
No more, and by sleep to say we end
the heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
Must give us pause.
Hamlet by Carter May 18, 2005
a short fat "pig physiqued" manlet
a: haha look at that dude he's short and fat
b: typical hamlet
hamlet by lolzgym_nyc August 22, 2012
Getting so hammered and lit (High)
Dude 1: You drink that whole 26'er and 6 pack.
Dude 2: Ya.
Dude 1: now your smoking on that blunt!
Dude 2: Yaaa :D I'm Hamlet right now
hamlet by jonesy144 July 7, 2006
retarded colombian coffee maker that likes it in the rump and stutters like a jackass
Sam: Hey hamlet whats up?
Hamlet: n-n-nothin ju- ju- just makin s-s-some coffee y-y-y-you?
Sam:Lawl.
Hamlet by Sam Davissa March 13, 2009