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Hamish Blake

Hamish Blake is a radio celebrity in Melbourne, Australia. Him and his co-announcer on Fox FM's 'The Hamish & Andy Show' Andy Lee make a hilarious distraction between 4-6pm for your drive home. He also makes appearances on Rove hosted by Rove McManus and the duo's own show Real Stories. He loves a good bit of the comic strip Fred Basset.
guy: did you see hamish blake on rove last night?
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*
by jessikahh June 2, 2008
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Hampshire Martini

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.
"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."
by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009
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Cornish, New Hampshire

The best place to live...It's basically a little slice of Heaven..
Cornish, New Hampshire is like having your cake and eatting too.
by Kevin Geeeee February 11, 2006
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Hamish's Law

The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.

Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.
1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.

2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.

3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.
by themojojojojojo June 22, 2009
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Yahshua HaMashiach

A Yahwistic equivalent of the Gentile-English "Jesus Christ" or the Messianic Jewish "Yeshua HaMashiach".
Old Testament scholars often refer to the religion of the Hebrew Bible as "Yahwism", because Yahweh is the center of this religion, and the name "Yahweh" is used throughout. During the time between the Testaments, Judaism developed, wherein Yahweh is worshipped, but His name is not pronounced as a way to avoid saying the name in vain. Hence the Yahwistic "Yahshua HaMashiach" versus the Jewish "Yeshua HaMashiach".
by Rabbi Mosheh EliYahu July 30, 2009
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Hampshire High School

Hampshire High School, or HHS, is a public high school in Hampshire, Illinois that is currently in a building that is completely unnecessarily huge. The current one they're in was finished being built in 2008. Hampshire is filled with boys who think they're better than everyone and girls who complain about it. There are cameras all over the school and if you go into the front office you see a computer with all the different camera angles on it... I guess HHS just wants to be your typical jail? I don't really know.

Although the past football season was a letdown, basketball is a different story. Actually did decent! It is one of three HS's in D300, the others being Jacobs HS and Dundee-Crown HS. It's pretty much the pussy school of the three, considering it has the least amount of people and they're all literally in the suburbs... aka corn, corn, galore. At least Algonquin and Carpentersville have civilization.

But that's okay because the lockers are so cute and stubby and the lunch food is to die for! Four stars!

And that's about all there is to HHS... thank you for your time and cooperation.
HHS student: I hate Hampshire High School, can I transfer to Jacobs or something??
HJD student: Uhhhh

Hampshire boy: Love getting bitches left and right thrown at me! What more could I ask for?
Other Hampshire boy: I don't know, dude, maybe if someone threw a party every once and a while we'd get laid...

Hampshire girl: Wahhhh :'( hml... boys suck
by Whazzzzuphehe June 24, 2011
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Hamish

Hamish , Used To Describe Someone Whose Loyalty Never Falters. The Most TrustWorthy And Secretive Of His Group.
Large Group Of Friends and Has a Very Productive social life , enjoys time with people he Trusts . Likes to crack jokes with others however when it's comes to serious matters he is a man you would want in your corner . Will fight for the people he loves and will never betray them.

Has Strength That He Rarely Shows In Fear Of Showing Off However When Loved Ones Are In Need there is rarely a person that can subdue him. Normally very mindful of people wishes , thoughts , feelings . Ladies if you even think about going for one of these , you would be making a decision that you will love so don't lose out on him.
Do You Know Hamish ?
Hamish always has my back
by Emma.B4Life July 18, 2018
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