Hamgurgler

While in the act of showering, cupping a handful of water and putting it next against your anus and then ripping a fart causing a gurgling sound. Similar to a pressed ham or shower fart or fart

While I was in the shower, I opted out of giving Bob a pressed ham and instead gave him a hamgurgler.

by Cubby90210 November 11, 2012

hamburgler

One who steals someone's anal virginity.

Fred was quite a hamburgler last night with that girl.

by afritz1234 April 17, 2009

hamburgler

someone who steals a hamburger

Stop that hamburgler, he stole my whopper!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Hamburgler

A short, stocky, annoying fellow will pretends to be one's friend, but hides malicious tendencies.

The kid is a little f'n hamburgler

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

hamburgler

a girl that is so fat..all the worlds missing cheese burgers are in her chins

John: hey jason, were where you at this weekend
Jason: over at hamburglers
John...oh...damn!!

by urbanjedi23 June 10, 2011

hamburgler

noun, Any guy who steals a girl or a group of girls from another guy or group of guys.

See all those girls Dj is chillin with, he's a straight up hamburgler, he got them from mikey and his freinds.

by Biff Winton November 18, 2006

hamburgler

One who dances like a complete idiot but somehow still seems to attract the ladies.

Greg Huff is a hamburgler

by niki dosland March 4, 2005