When a person who has taken laxatives (usually in prepearation for a stunt shitting exercise such as Albanian Roulette, Albanian Baby Shower, Bulgarian Carpet Bomb, Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash, or Haggis Surprise) ends up shitting to early or in the wrong place. The said person's anus wil leak their watery liquid will spill out much like an oil spill. Due to the nature of such stunt shitting exercises the liquidity of the shit will behigh and will spill for quite a distance covering a very large area
Matt: Me and Xander were gonna Bulgarian Carpet Bomb that lamer Curtress' party but Xander goes and takes too many laxatives, he caused a Hamburg Oil Spill all over my car
John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean
Bill: Damn Fucking Straight
John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean
Bill: Damn Fucking Straight
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
Get the Hamburg Oil Spill mug.Hamburg is a town south of Buffalo. The town consumes of the rich, druggies, middleclass citizens, corrupt politicians and a corruption filled school board. People in Hamburg are nice, snotty, and sometimes thots. Hamburg has a lot of sluts and people who cut them selves. In Hamburg you have to own sperrys, uggs and ralph lauren or polo shirts. If your ugly leave hamburg now. If your a democratic leave Hamburg now.
by hamburgny November 11, 2014
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Located in PA. Are grades are low and kids are high. We states in every sport. Midget wrestling every Friday. Dave Moyer is a hall of famer fight. Motto: Icy Tea is the full of champions.🍻🇺🇸
by Schuykill Valley Student March 11, 2019
Get the Hamburg High School mug.A quiet little town 20 minutes south of Buffalo NY, a shitty city. There's not much to do in Hamburg, but its not all that bad. The town golf course is usually flooded by 18 mile creek, there are 3 country clubs within the town limits, however no real people are allowed at them. The McKinley mall is too small. Teens usually find themselves reeking havoc in the Wal Mart on Rt 20, the 3rd largest Wal Mart in the country. God only knows why they built it in Hamburg.
The best bowling alleys in all the land were demolished years ago after a snowstorm. World Gym has since replaced it as the local rally point for overweight slobs and juiceheads.
There are a few notable attributes to Hamburg, NY, including Hamburg beach, a mediocre half mile of sand and rock along the polluted waters of Lake Erie, and the Erie Country Fair, one of the largest county fairs in the entire nation. The Nike Base is home to some 30 Soccer, lacrosse, baseball and softball fields, as well as an ice hockey rink.
For entertainment, residents of Hamburg typically find themselves traveling elsewhere, ie. Orchard Park, West Seneca, and anywhere else north of the town.
Also, there are two villages in Hamburg, Blasdell and Hamburg. Blasdell somehow managed to give itself the nickname one square mile of heaven, which couldn't be farther from the truth. It is the second biggest poop stain on WNY, second only to Lackawanna. Blasdell, if fact, is what separates Hamburg from the trash that has taken over Lackawanna.
The best bowling alleys in all the land were demolished years ago after a snowstorm. World Gym has since replaced it as the local rally point for overweight slobs and juiceheads.
There are a few notable attributes to Hamburg, NY, including Hamburg beach, a mediocre half mile of sand and rock along the polluted waters of Lake Erie, and the Erie Country Fair, one of the largest county fairs in the entire nation. The Nike Base is home to some 30 Soccer, lacrosse, baseball and softball fields, as well as an ice hockey rink.
For entertainment, residents of Hamburg typically find themselves traveling elsewhere, ie. Orchard Park, West Seneca, and anywhere else north of the town.
Also, there are two villages in Hamburg, Blasdell and Hamburg. Blasdell somehow managed to give itself the nickname one square mile of heaven, which couldn't be farther from the truth. It is the second biggest poop stain on WNY, second only to Lackawanna. Blasdell, if fact, is what separates Hamburg from the trash that has taken over Lackawanna.
Teenage Male 1: "Hey man let's do something"
Teenage Male 2: "Dude, there's nothing to do in Hamburg, NY. Let's go to Bob-O-Links in OP."
Teenage Male 1: "Fuck you man, you're gonna make me drive, let's just go fuck with people at Wal Mart"
Teenage Male 2: "Dude, there's nothing to do in Hamburg, NY. Let's go to Bob-O-Links in OP."
Teenage Male 1: "Fuck you man, you're gonna make me drive, let's just go fuck with people at Wal Mart"
by tazotea February 26, 2011
Get the Hamburg, NY mug.Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-
Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.
Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.
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