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Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )

You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
by anonymous February 9, 2024
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Lied to, stolen from, raped, pillaged
I thought my next door neighbour was a friend when he asked for my help but he hamassed me by destroying the tractor I loaned him.
by anonymous December 28, 2023
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Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )

You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.

Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
by Lightamongdarkeness February 9, 2024
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A man was giving donations to his poor beighabour, rather than helping him to have his own life, one day, his neighbour hamassed him, and took what he thought it is right, without asking or warning.
by commendatory1163 December 29, 2023
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When the loser tries to get a shot in, and ends up losing again tenfold
Freaking Nancy at work is the worst employee and asked for a raise. The boss laughed and gave her a smaller office and the better employee a raise. Nancy got Hamassed
by Readysetty888 January 17, 2024
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Being completely convinced of and swept away by a malicious false narrative; being happily, continuously and blindly duped; turned into a useful idiot.
Anakin Skywalker was totally HAMASSED by Emperor Palpatine
You voluntarily gave away your credit card to that thief? You've been HAMASSED!
by NewsFlashGordon December 28, 2023
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When a person tells you that a piece of your property, school or hospital must be used as weapons storage, terror training and tunnel access points turning you and your family into human shields.

You’ve been hamassed.
Your hospital has been Hamassed, and we will now store terrorist arms in incubators, beds, etc and take over the hospital and use it for our Hamas HQ.
by SAFricaninst January 25, 2024
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