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half of stack

500 hundread dollars
a paid a half of stack for dat ass last night from red
by bert2 June 28, 2005
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half of cake

A pound of cocaine. Approximately 25,000$
As heard in The Notorious B.I.G's song -Ten Crack Commandments.
Heard in three weeks she sniffed a whole half of cake up.
by DeadlySorry May 28, 2016
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Half of zero fucks

You may think half of zero is just zero right? WRONG! half of zero in this case is more than zero, but not one. Let me explain. Saying "I don't give half of zero fucks about that" is more intense than saying "I don't give zero fucks about that
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.
Person 1: Look at this new thing I made.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.
by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds October 10, 2022
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Half of everything I own

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
by WhyohY January 23, 2023
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bottom half of the internet

The morass that is formed by comment fields on the internet, anywhere. It is a cesspool for people being anonymously vile. The people in the cesspool often seek out things they know they hate, because they get off on being angry and disgusted, and expressing this in lurid terms.
I made the mistake of looking at the bottom half of the internet.
by Wild West January 23, 2018
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Ate half of the asshole

Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.
John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"
by Is that so? May 13, 2019
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half of two fucks

I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.

Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
Guy 1: wanna know what I think?

Guy 2: I don't give half of two fucks what you think.
by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021
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