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Hákon

Hákon is a name for a very hot and sexy Icelander. Hákon Is also an MS fuckboy who likes to be a disappointment to his family.
1 am

Girl: .....
kon: u up?
by Gamligaur December 4, 2019
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hacob

jacob is his real name, but he likes to be called hacob. he even tells his teachers to call him hacob. he could also be known as a leech, (because he is one). he is a dumbass. he is allergic to cats and yet he plops one down on his face. but i mean, he's rlly funny and an interesting friend to have. hacobs are usually very book smart, but very, absolutely, street dUMB. he has all a's and is in some of the highest classes and yet he cuts his hair in class and fights girls for wheelie chairs. he appears to be good at call of duty but eventually you will surpass him because he isn't actually that good.
a: whOa is that hacob? what is he doinG?
b: you can never tell with him. he is probably digging his milk drenched wallet out of the trash.
by sP0oDer November 3, 2019
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Hakiobo

A geniosity who is more orzer than the orz, uses Kotlin to slice through the hard 3500 rated problems within a second
He must be a hakiobo, cuz he AKed the contest in 7s
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hákon

Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
Oh, Hákon, I'm so glad to have you in my life.
by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
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Dirty Håkon

The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.
Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!
by PeeWeeMan June 3, 2020
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Victor Hakonsen

Victor Hakonsen is a genetic disease relation with autism, malaria and stage 4 liver cancer.
You have been diagnosed with Victor Hakonsen
by BigBeefBlack June 8, 2020
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Hakoona Matata

A famous phrase from the lion king. Hakooona Matata meens dont worry/no worrys. It is starting to find its way into schools now see eg.
I just had a massive fight with my best friend =(

Ohh..Hakoona Matata! It'll be alright.
by HalfWayDead December 4, 2007
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