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Best-hairdresser-itis 

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

Hairdressers Car 

A pejorative used to refer to an entry level sports car that is just cheap enough for the person you're insulting to afford, but not quite cheap enough for you to afford.
'Oh, you got an Audi TT? That's a hairdressers car.'

Hairdressery 

The act of prying into others affairs, meddlesome. Arousing curiousity and inquisitive questions to investigate the matters of others.
"How did your date go?"
"Why are you acting so hairdressery?"
Hairdressery by Hairdresser #1 November 10, 2009

hairdressorial 

Of or related to hairdressing and cuts.
Christophers comment about the 'bob' widenning a narrow face, in his persuit of brownie-points and possibly even some t-bagging later, had taken him to the precipice of his hairdressorial understanding!
hairdressorial by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009

Hairdressers Inch 

When you a hairdresser totally exaggerates the amount asked cut off your hair!
You: "I'll have an inch off the fringe"
Hairdresser: "Sure"
-Look in mirror-
You: "Thats three inches!!!....silly hairdressers inches....."
Hairdressers Inch by Nudds July 6, 2010

hair dresser lap dance. 

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.