Bob: “Hey Johnny what did you do this weekend?”
Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”
Bob: “WTF?”
Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”
Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”
Bob: “WTF?”
Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”
by Thicc daddy Derrick February 17, 2021
by Vcsm May 21, 2018
A situation when your car is running on nothing but fumes and prayer to get you to the cheapest gas station.
Kid 1: God, the other day my dad drove all the way to Costco on an empty tank just 'cause gas is cheaper.
Kid 2: Sounds like he pulled a hail mary tank.
Kid 2: Sounds like he pulled a hail mary tank.
by Runebirdie June 18, 2008
An act if desperation to save a failing marriage. With the end game being a baby born to divorcing parents. This child has a high chance of being very spoiled.
"He may have been a Hail Mary baby, least it was a boy. Damn child support sucks though"
"Did u hear Linda's prego!?!"
"Yeah they think a Hail Mary baby just going to swoop in and save the rest of their lives"
"Did u hear Linda's prego!?!"
"Yeah they think a Hail Mary baby just going to swoop in and save the rest of their lives"
by angry lil bird September 24, 2013
Hail Mary day, a day in which it will take a miracle to get out of bed, and be productive. Usually used in the case of depression
by Literallydeadinside November 08, 2017
(n.) A technique where a photographer raises the camera high above his head to get a picture of the crowd surrounding him. Very popular up until the sixties when the Rolleiflex cameras of the day permitted viewing from below on their groundglass finders, now re-gaining popularity because the swiveling LCD screen on many digital cameras allows the same maneuver.
Since he could't find a ladder or step-stool, the wedding photographer took several hail mary shots of the crowd.
by Williewanka September 23, 2006
It is like the spitting cobra but the cum lands in the girls mouth instead of the eyes. Then you proceed to yell TOUCH DOWN BITCH!!! (touch down hoe is also acceptable)
by white chocolate 5 February 12, 2016