Bob: “Hey Johnny what did you do this weekend?”
Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”
Bob: “WTF?”
Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”
Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”
Bob: “WTF?”
Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”
by Thicc daddy Derrick February 17, 2021
by Vcsm May 21, 2018
A situation when your car is running on nothing but fumes and prayer to get you to the cheapest gas station.
Kid 1: God, the other day my dad drove all the way to Costco on an empty tank just 'cause gas is cheaper.
Kid 2: Sounds like he pulled a hail mary tank.
Kid 2: Sounds like he pulled a hail mary tank.
by Runebirdie June 18, 2008
A seemingly healthy, successful, well-mannered man who randomly begins dating that train wreck late-30s / early-40s woman who was never able to settle down before. He came out of nowhere to date the woman and will marry her within six months. Then they will immediately try to squeeze out a Hail Mary Baby.
The woman's acquaintances will always wonder:
How did she find this last minute suitor? They don't seem to have much in common. Did she pull him out of the bushes?
Did her taste drastically change overnight? This guy is very different from her ex-boyfriends.
Does he know about her past? Is he okay with it?
Can he handle her rage episodes? Is he armed?
Did she go to rehab? Will the baby be okay?
The woman's acquaintances will always wonder:
How did she find this last minute suitor? They don't seem to have much in common. Did she pull him out of the bushes?
Did her taste drastically change overnight? This guy is very different from her ex-boyfriends.
Does he know about her past? Is he okay with it?
Can he handle her rage episodes? Is he armed?
Did she go to rehab? Will the baby be okay?
Mitra, a flashy 38-year old attorney living in Newport, posted a picture on social media of her engagement with a nondescript guy who no one knew she was dating in the first place. Apparently, they met five months ago. He became her Hail Mary Husband. A year later, she posted pictures of the two celebrating her pregnancy.
Mitra's friends were impressed because they remember her just two years ago doing blow in the bathroom of Mesa nightclub and crying about her tumultuous 11-year on-and-off relationship with the athletic hookah lounge/tattoo parlor owner who would not commit to her. "Good for her," they thought with a slight unease.
Mitra's friends were impressed because they remember her just two years ago doing blow in the bathroom of Mesa nightclub and crying about her tumultuous 11-year on-and-off relationship with the athletic hookah lounge/tattoo parlor owner who would not commit to her. "Good for her," they thought with a slight unease.
by Millennial X September 12, 2020
An act if desperation to save a failing marriage. With the end game being a baby born to divorcing parents. This child has a high chance of being very spoiled.
"He may have been a Hail Mary baby, least it was a boy. Damn child support sucks though"
"Did u hear Linda's prego!?!"
"Yeah they think a Hail Mary baby just going to swoop in and save the rest of their lives"
"Did u hear Linda's prego!?!"
"Yeah they think a Hail Mary baby just going to swoop in and save the rest of their lives"
by angry lil bird September 24, 2013
Hail Mary day, a day in which it will take a miracle to get out of bed, and be productive. Usually used in the case of depression
by Literallydeadinside November 8, 2017
(n.) A technique where a photographer raises the camera high above his head to get a picture of the crowd surrounding him. Very popular up until the sixties when the Rolleiflex cameras of the day permitted viewing from below on their groundglass finders, now re-gaining popularity because the swiveling LCD screen on many digital cameras allows the same maneuver.
Since he could't find a ladder or step-stool, the wedding photographer took several hail mary shots of the crowd.
by Williewanka September 23, 2006