Hakuna Matoddler

It means no babies, for the rest of your days. A pact made between friends to restrain from ever producing offspring.

"Yo, Pumba, how many kids do you want to have?"

"Timon, Hakuna Matoddler! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matoddler! Ain't no passing craze
It means no babies for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matoddler!"

by Ernesto Babyless August 17, 2011

Haunty

Looking absolutely fabulous and ultimately slaying the scene.

Scott: We went to a fitting for Billboard Music Awards and our outfits, HAUNTY!
Mitch: Haunty, Slay, Work!!

by ParallelWanker May 14, 2015

jackrabbit haunches

The loin and upper thigh of the wild desert hare. A favorite dish of Roger and Virginia Clarvin and Barbara Hernandez.

After a supper of jackrabbit haunches, we laid out beneath the stars.

by deehenny January 22, 2011

haruna

Individual who is so bright despite all the struggles. Stands tall, firm, and willing to help others. But at times they will need an individual who can hold every broken pieces of their heart. They want to love and be loved by others.

Haruna what do you think?

by Poompayay April 3, 2015

Haeun

n. 1. An honorary title given to an amazing person who is the goddess of hotness, intelligence, beauty, ingenuity, and long hair.
2. A slang term used for any Asian girl who is too good to be true.

A: She is such a Haeun. I mean, she is amaze.ng and pretty and smart.
B: Can't forget the really long, sexy hair.

by Alphaturtle June 15, 2011

Haunted Mound

Group of awesome musicians that include Sematary, Buckshot, Turnabout, Hackledown, etc.

Guy 1: Who the hell is haunted mound?
Guy 2: AUUGHH!!!! H-H-HAUNTAHOLICS REAL HAUNTED MOUND!!!!

by losertakingLs April 9, 2023

Mississippi Haunted House

The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.

Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”

Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”

Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”

by ButtleLicker69420 January 14, 2020