A busted up, pre-2000 Japanese sedan, usually with dents and scuffs from multiple low speed parking lot collisions in which air bags did not deploy. Generally maroon or granny gray in color, with air-pocket effect rear window tint. Haitian haulers are distinct from other old Japanese ghettomobiles because of their optional rear view mirrors and taillights hanging by their power cords.
by Hella clutch April 14, 2015
Get the Haitian Hauler mug.To become so shit-housed that you forget virtually, if not everything, which happened the night before. Taken from the T.V. show "Heroes" in which "The Haitian" wipes people's memories clean.
Dude 1: "Wow! I was fucked up last night! How the hell did my pants get on the roof?"
Dude 2: "You went Haitian, huh?"
Dude 1: "Totally".
Dude 2: "You went Haitian, huh?"
Dude 1: "Totally".
by Prime Meridian November 3, 2009
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verb.
To place far more people into a vehicle than said vehicle is designed for- e.g. 20 people in a minivan or 150 in a 17' skiff or raft. Originates in the practice of doing this by the Haitians, often trying to escape from that shithole to Florida on ill-equipped rafts and boats.
To place far more people into a vehicle than said vehicle is designed for- e.g. 20 people in a minivan or 150 in a 17' skiff or raft. Originates in the practice of doing this by the Haitians, often trying to escape from that shithole to Florida on ill-equipped rafts and boats.
by M Daniell November 20, 2004
Get the haitian-pack mug.When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth and nose, and then her partner blows their nose.
I was going down on my girl while I had severe allergies. She suggested a Haitian Handkerchief for efficiency.
by Indy the Great January 23, 2019
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Get the Haitian heights mug.A term coined by generational streamer dbsd sensational talent, LowTierGod(LTG). Used to describe a black person that has excellent connection from Haiti. Could also used to be indicate how slaves would run around in the golden fields of wheat surrounded by tusks of ivory, with their African booties bouncing.
by NegronLover July 28, 2023
Get the Haitian Black mug.A drink native to the west suburbs of Chicago. Composed of half liquor and half coke. Usually made with Captain Morgan or Jack Daniels, however, any dark liquor can be used. Spike with Knob Creek or another exceptionally strong bourbon while your polish friend isn't paying attention.
by Dumb Polak January 19, 2016
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