My Hen Laid A Haddock

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

by master.blaster July 17, 2009

Haddy

Haddy is a beautiful girl who is always a pleasure to be around. She is the kindest person you will ever meet, if you have a Haddy in your life never let them go. She can be shy at first but when you get to know she can be the most annoying yet amazing person you know. She can be like two different people depending on who she's around. She is gorgeous both inside and out. Get friends like Haddy.

Person 1: Wow Haddy is so shy

Person 2: no she's not she is so annoying but shes so nice as well

by Kindfever232 January 4, 2021

Hadou

When one absorbs ki from the life of his surroundings and use that force as his own. He can use such a force to attack, heal, and many other techniques.

He mastered the Art of Hadou

by Ken Masters April 17, 2003

Haddicks

Towing and auto body shop in the City of Industry CA. Started in 1928 as a gas station and tow company in the city of La Puente then purchased in 1962 by Howard Welch, one of the founders of the California Tow Truck Association CTTA, who grew the company to one of the largest tow facilities in southern California. Main headquarters is located in City of Industry CA and an office in La Mirada CA. Haddicks ran NASCAR teams in the late 70's to the early 90's with such drivers has Rusty Wallace, Kyle Petty, Sam Beler, Sonny Easley, Joe Ruttman, Bill Osborne, Larry Phillips, Ray Elder.

"If you need a reliable and professional tow company call Haddicks."
"I got into an accident and Haddicks body shop did a great job repairing my car."

by Rickey Gary February 5, 2010

Hamdora

can only de achieved by being so drunk that you pass out and dream as if you are an alien on another planet similar to the hit movie Avatar.

Dude Chris was so hammed last night I think he was on Hamdora!!!

by Christopher Vasileff February 8, 2010

Hadoop

A shit attack resulting from the consumption of too many Soft Taco Supremes. May or may not be blood-tinged or in the shape of an elephant trunk. Requires a data scientist to diagnose and a sysadmin to treat.

I was working late last night on the backend when I felt a hadoop coming. I should have laid off those Soft Taco Supremes.

by HadooppostMaster September 3, 2022