hacked

Being in the state of victimized by a hacker who has either installed a program into your computer or has gotten into an account of yours with programs or just good skillz.

Dude, I was hacked last night!
Omfg, my computer was totally hacked this morning.

by Gina March 28, 2005

getting Hoched

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.

I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.

by Sign boy July 26, 2006

hi-hacked

hi-hacked: when someone hi jacks your account on a social media website and writes something that you usually would'nt. typically something that would embarrass you and make people laugh at you.

(John) Holy crap man are you really gay? (Johns friend) Hell naw man why would you say that!? (John) That is what you posted on your facebook wall! (Johns friend) Holy shit! I did not post that, I forgot to log out and someone must have hi-hacked me.

by justinharley November 24, 2012

Hachem

Middle eastern chad, one who gets all the pussy

“Brooo i wanna be like Hachem he is my idol in the bedroom”

by NotHachem November 11, 2021

hacked

2 white chicks being retarded

(white chick 1): OMG CAN I HACK YOUR SNAPCHAT
(white chick 2): YEAH LOL

(white chick 1): *takes selfie

(white chick 2): *types HACKED BY YOUR BAE
(white chick 1): LOL THATS SOOOO CUTE
(me): THATS NOT HACKING YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES! >:(

by ewokshurt January 26, 2015

My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

hashed out

(adj.) Being sober but hung-over although usually not from alcohol. Marijuana, sleep deprivation, and traveling are common causes. Usually accompanied by a sense of disorientation, exhaustion, and brain cloudiness. A rumpled look.

Dude, you look all hashed out.
Yeah, I slept in a bus station.

by Safran May 7, 2003