H2 

1. The #2 Hummer. NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but made by GM under license from AMGeneral. A cooler looking and MORE OFF-ROAD CAPABLE version of the Suburban.
2. A HUMMER blowjob that ALMOST makes you come, but leads to an AWESOME fuck instead!

My wife gave me an H2 in our H2.

H2 by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

H2 

A Suburban-based truck made by the Hummer division of General Motors.

The H2 is very good off-road

H2 by Adrian Krynski November 10, 2003

H2 

Grandmaster hater of everybody.

H2 hates all etnicity all the time, everytime, 24/7 a week, 365.24 days a year, All THE TIME!!!

H2 by haas2.0 April 4, 2009

H2 

An SUV developed by the General Motors owned Hummer. Despite what people say, the car is not driven exclusively by men with small penis syndrome (sps) or soccer moms, but that doesn't mean that SPS victims and soccer moms don't drive them. Some people use them legit, such as long trips across the country with the family and all your shit, or off-roading, though the latter is rather rare.

The H2 has also been popularized by the hip-hop world which regularly rapes SUVs and trucks by lowering them, adding useless 24 inch chrome rims, and "pimping" them with nasty vinyls. Hopefully that won't stop you from buying an H2 should you need it (off-roading or long trips where you need cargo and the family. No, soccer games that are 20 minutes away DO NOT count.).

I was driving my 530i when I saw two Hummer H2s. One had the off-road kit and had some guys and some camping-looking gear in the trunk, the other had a mom, four kids, and a bunch of soccer gear. I was lucky to follow the mom and saw that she only drove for about 10 minutes saying "I needed it".

H2 by Dr. Thrax May 19, 2005

h2 

n.

1. What Flava Flav bought when he realized that he'd have to save money for his daughter to go to college.

You know what I did when I realized I had to send my daughter to college?

I BOUGHT A H2!

h2 by Sommy July 9, 2004

H2 

hummer 2

look how fast that black h2 is traveling

H2 by Langwij~Master May 12, 2003

H2 hoe 

When the hoes to thersty

"she so thersty you can call her a H2 HOE"

H2 hoe by Not Caden from school August 2, 2019