guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

Gwittering

Using Google Trends to decide what you Twitter about in order to up your following.

I love gwittering whenever there is a big story on the news.

by Schmegal October 29, 2009

glitob

Acronym for "Good luck in the offseason bitch". Used as a slam against your opponents in Fantasy Football. It's a way to humiliate your opponents by congratulating them on their long offseason while you play on in the playoffs. First used by Dewayne Bruce in Corruption chat, to congratulate Gian Musarra on his early vacation.

Hey, that was a tough loss this week. GLITOB!

by dewaynebruce December 28, 2013

Gitonga

A name commonly used for a male child in the kikuyu tribe. Usually stands for strength, wisdom and wealth.

Father: I want my son to grow in wisdom, so that he may takeover my empire.

Mother: Let’s name him Gitonga.

by Hasjdisudhd May 3, 2018

Guitosexual

1. to be sexually attracted to guitars and/or the people that play them
2. having good taste in guitars
3. being able to name guitars by site down to specific details (much like a mechanic when presented with a muscle car)

1. I'm a guitosexual and that is a sexy guitar.
2. I'm guitosexual and THIS is the guitar for you!
3. Johnny is guitosexual and he can name any guitar and tell you what it's made of just by scent.

by Kelly_With_Art February 1, 2019

gritonesasapiphonia

Super duper uper gritty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (makes you feel like you are gonna die!)

"OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S GRITONESASAPIPHONIA OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by jonathan123bing ~_____~ 😂🧿😂 December 21, 2020

Goitous

The act of engaging in intercourse with a goiter.

Dude says, "Yo dawg you get lucky with that one broad last nizzie?"

Dawg says, "yeah dude, she was on her rag so I had to have goitous instead. Shit was intense!"

by mad_planet August 3, 2009