Gurnicking

the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".

Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...

by masster debater March 12, 2011

gurning

The uncontrollable mouth movement caused by certain drugs. without the aid of chewing gum can result in serious interior mouth damage.

mate these pills are banging, got some proper gurning going on

by rooney425 June 29, 2008

Gurnish

is a hyperenergeinc person who is very out going and always happy

Gurnish is my bestfriend!

by Moo Cows November 2, 2011

re-gurgitator

Someone who brings up the same story over and over again...boring the hell out of their friends and family.

Grandma is such a re-gurgitator, I have heard that story about her being the prom queen about 15 times.

by clover-girl April 10, 2009

Gurnet

Most commonly referred to in the context of being rusty, old, turgid or all of the above, word describing the male shaft.

Most commonly heard in the Lenton area of Nottingham and Cheam area of South London.

Example; "That Vanessa Feltz is a right old minx ey lads...she could suck out my rusty old gurnet any day"...followed by laughing and remarks degrading females.

by Fucktard500 May 23, 2011

gurjit

a cute, sweet girl that can party hard, and be a good girl when she needs to

person 1: hey i saw this girl last night she was so cute, and flawless

person 2: must of been a gurjit

by gaga13579 June 24, 2012

Guritchi

Guritchi or Guri for short is an adorable human being that is very precious to the world as they balance the good and evil. A smile from them could make anyone's day better.

You're such a Guritchi, I hope you find your Zach

by Zaccledoodle January 25, 2019