Gunkie

The word used to "affectionately" refer to a freshman marching band member.

Senior: "Shut up you fucking gunkie!"
Gunkie: "Wahhhhh"

by Devtheawesome June 11, 2009

gunkata

Like any form of kata it is a type of hand-to-hand combat. In this case, its a fictional fighting form from the movie Equilibrium. According to the movie gunkata is based on scientific analysis of bullet trajectory and range which can accurately gauge the possible mathematical outcomes of a gunfight. In short, it teaches its practitioners how to kickass using only firearms at any distance.

(Quoted from Equilibrium)
DuPont: "The gunkatas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gunkata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gunkatas an adversary not to be taken lightly."

by kairyu August 23, 2006

gunka bunka

Something that clogs up another thing.

Man you sure got a lot of gunka bunka in your pipes

by mr.word definer June 29, 2011

man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy

Thought of of the longest most stupid word(thats isnt welsh)in the world. in short term it is a joining word such as "and" used by the han-solos of the 14th century but phased out due to the inconvience of not only its length or difficult pronounciation but for its abilty to make theatre plays such as the well known "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia" much much longer as actors had to spend many extra seconds saying it, instead of "and".

" Oh my god!!! That Excess of vagina from verginia has killed my mother man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy (and) Dishonerd the family name. You basterd vagina, You basterd." extract from the Play "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia"

by The creator of the unknown(john) March 23, 2005

Gunkie

n. 1. Person not cool enough to pull off mutton chops. 2. Often applied to anyone not cool.

It doesn't matter how many fish tattoos you get, you'll always be a gunkie.

by muttonchop July 29, 2012

Gunkalunkadunka

A woman who charges less then $50 for basic "services"

That cheap whore, shes a Gunkalunkadunka.

by Eureka1234561 September 7, 2005

Gunkin

Noun, any person place or thing. Sometimes abriviated to gunky, a cute name for the person ur talking to. Invented by to teenage stoners who love weed and have a whole language that is beeing born at this moment.

I love you, Gunkin
I love you too

I think you are a flunny gunky.

by theizzanator January 5, 2011