Gumped

To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.

Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!

Gumped by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025

[Gumped] 

When you have pre-mature ejaculation during sexual intercourse and the woman is saying.....WTF!!

Gumped He gumped her because she was too fine.

[Gumped] by Cougar Licious May 16, 2018

Gumped Up 

Seriously messed up. The term "gumped up" was originally coined by a Captain McPherson of Maine. (Long before the film, "Forrest Gump.") The phrase became part of the regional dialect and continues today.

(With Maine accent) "Look at this fuckin' gumped up fuckin' piece of shit."

(Also with Maine accent) "Oh my friggin' word. This friggin' gumped up friggin' house! All the friggin' floors are saggin' an' the friggin' windows are are frigged up an' painted shut."

Gumped Up by Meester Jeemy July 7, 2011

Gumped it 

Ran really fast.

I seen the cops, so I gumped it

Gumped it by LOLa Dylan January 23, 2009

Gumped it 

To run a ridiculously long way for no apparent reason; reference to Forrest Gump's epic cross-nation jog.

runner- Gumped it again today, I've really got to stop doing that...
friend- uh oh, how far did you go this time?
runner- don't really know, twenty five, maybe thirty miles...
friend- why the hell would you do that?!
runner- every time I wanted to turn around, i just thought about how far I'd already run, and how if i went just a little farther, I'd get to... Next thing I know, I've covered miles and miles.

Gumped it by waytoomainstream September 27, 2013

Forrest gumped 

A way of making it through a situation successfully through sheer dumb luck.

He really forrest gumped his way into that job.

Forrest gumped by rlampani January 5, 2009

Forrest Gumped 

To shoot someone in the butt

1. "I got shot in the buttocks"

2. Gamer 1: I totally Forrest Gumped that guy

Gamer 2: Dude, niceeee.

Forrest Gumped by thejokester001again October 25, 2014