gta

Voices in Carl's head: (Kendl) Stop it! What are you doing? Carl, Brian, stop it! - (Carl) Quit it! Moms will hear! - (Kendl) Mom, they're up to something!

(Carl is sitting and looking at the picture he picked up, when Smoke suddenly enters the room, baseball bat in hand.)

Big Smoke: You picked the wrong house, fool!

CJ: (picks up a chair in defense, backing off) Hey, hey! Big Smoke, it's me, Carl! Chill! Chill!

Big Smoke: CJ? Oh, (drops the bat) my dog! (hugs Carl tight) Wassup? Ha ha ha ha! (releases him) Hey baby, you okay, man?

CJ: No, man, it's my Moms, homie...

Big Smoke: Hey, I don't know why this had to happen, but I promise you, I'm going to find out who killed your moms. The streets is cold, dog. Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed.

CJ: What fucking book?

Big Smoke: Same things make us laugh, make us cry. But right now, we gotta take care our business. Go see your brother at the cemetery. C'mon, let's bounce.

(Smoke and Carl exit the house and walk out to Smoke's car, even as a shot zooms in to a close-up of Beverly's photo frame, with Smoke's baseball bat over it.)

Big Smoke: You wanna drive?

CJ: Yeah, that's cool. Nice car, Smoke.

Big Smoke: You know me. It's not cut. Keep the value in it. Keep it real.

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by the white version of big smoke April 19, 2020

GTA

The long spanning game series, consisting of GTA, GTA 2, GTA 3, GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas. The first two (ant GTA London) are in top-down perspective nad the last three are 3D. Because in 2D you can't show anything very...bad..., they didn't get much attention from all sorts of crappy citizens, like soccer moms and lawyers nad other life-to-shit makers. The last three oparts, however, got much agression from before mentioned elemnts of society. It was blamed for porn, rise in crime and stuff. all this bikering and blabering only made a good advertising chamopaign. The game itself evolves in doing jobs for local criminals while using cars and guns in progress. while not on a mission, lot of people like to make fun by stealing cars (hence, Grand Theft Auto) and doing funny stuff with it. IMHO, can attract delusional kids to crime.

Soccer moms are a constant object of jokes in the radio of GTAs, just listen to WCTR (San Andreas) and VCPR(Vice city).
Vice city is also regarded as the best part of the series, despite the cool stuf in SA. I myself agree to the fact that VC plot is more interesting.

by JcDent June 13, 2006

GTA

A very poular and awsome game made by Rockstar Games. Though a low life ambulance chaser down in Florida tries to stop it from beeing produced, this only leeds him to a world wide hate from all GTA fans.

Damn, that stupid douchbag JT can go fu*k himself. GTA forever!

by AjaxWarrior January 11, 2009

GTA

Contrary to popular belief, GTA is a car. It is not Grand Theft Auto. It is the top end of the Pontiac Trans Am suited with a 350 TPI or a 305 TPI. It rocked T-Tops and over 200hp in the 80's (Third Gen) It was just behind the Corvettes of the time, and it was better than the I-ROCZ's. It was the fastest F-Body

-Dude, that firebird ripped up your Honda!

-That wasn't a firebird that was a goddamn GTA

by Drafting March 24, 2009

GTA

Get That Ass.

Damn that chick is fine i gotta GTA !

by DominiqueAshly May 24, 2013

Gta

Get
That
Ass
🤤👌🏼

Ima play GTA

by A$$ 3at3R December 16, 2019

GTA

1. A really cool game series where you play as CJ. An O.G. from Los Santos. Most of the game play and hype revolves around the fact that you can jack basicly any car, bike, helicoptor, airplane. Shoot any person, policeman, citizen, mobster, or gangster. Blamed to have caused many REAL GTA sprees as well as school shooting and Porn content (ie. Hot Coffe MOD).

2. The act of stealing at least more than one car. Probably within a short amount of time.

1. I flunked all my tests cause I played GTA till 3AM.

2. I stole 5 cars in a week and was arrested for GTA.

by EQUIN0X October 27, 2006