Bust a Grunt

To take a big ole shit. A massive dump.

That was one hell of a meal. No choice now but to bust a grunt. Where's the newspaper.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

grustle

a verb formed from the words grind and hustle meaning to put in work or constant effort against harsh opposition.

Also a noun as in "the grustle" -- i.e. the rat race, the daily grind.

How are things going?

"I'm on the grustle."

or

"grustling, son."

by diego del sol August 21, 2007

Grustler

Someone who can one-up hustling. Like hustlers they get money, bitches and drugs but in a different way. They try to broaden all the topics and gain them at once. A grustler doesn't care about anyone but themselves and they tend to make friends just to use them for money or certain protection. They can persuade very easily. They strive for money in the most hustling of ways.

Grustler1: "I sell weed out of my candy store so people will buy weed and candy." two birds one stone.

Grustler2: "I pimp bitches that pimp bitches and each one of them sell drugs, so I'm just racking up money." Grustling at it's best.

by Flint daddy November 28, 2012

Grunt Nugget

Another term for feces. A dump. However, grunt nuggets are often of a small, multiple round variety.

Wow braaaahhhh. My ass hole is sore. I just birthed a dozen grunt nuggets. I need to get hydrated more.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

grunt gamble

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.

Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

cunt grunt

a queef or vaginal fart

After sex, sally let out a cunt grunt.

by jesus frog October 20, 2010

gruntcakes

Expelled fecal matter, specifically of human origin. An illtempered arrogant person. Nickname. Used as an expression of contempt.

"Go and ask Gruntcakes"

by Herman Vuurens April 25, 2006