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growlies

n., a cuter term for the munchies (craving food without being genuinely hungry).
Mm, let's go to McDonald's. This weed's giving me the growlies.
by Kitteh May 8, 2005
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grawliet

grawliet is someone who makes you want to off yourself but is very hot so it doesn’t matter.

creepy person: grawliet is so annoying and thinks fire force is trash
cool person: yes, I agree they’re also hot
normal person: who is grawliet? idk who that bozo is
they missed so much I thought they were grawliet
by grawliet.plsoffyourself March 10, 2021
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Baby Growler

Noun - A tantalizingly attractive yet clearly unerage female human being. Similar to a piece of green fruit that still needs a little more time on the vine, the baby growler is often characterized by a lack of fullness despite a good shape and curvature. Your conscious says it’s not right, but the caveman instinct in you says grrrr!

Upon spotting a baby growler in public, feel free to growl while just out of earshot to alert other males in the vicinity of the presence of said baby growler. When spotted in public, the baby growler is often accompanied by a mother. If this is the case, feel free to growl at said mother as well, as she will likely also be attractive and worthy of procreative advances.

However, it is important to be on the lookout for the dominant male of the herd, as he is often fiercely protective of his baby growlers. He doesn’t want to admit it, but he knows what’s up. If he was you, he’d hit it. Be careful not to make direct eye contact with the male after blatantly eyeing up his underage daughter, as this can lead to fisticuffs. If the situation turns nasty and no police or Dateline NBC correspondents are in sight, gather with other males and charge the herd of growlers , mothers and the like, which will cause a stampede and allow you to pick off the young, old and wounded.

Good hunting.
Male #1: Grrrrr.

Male #2 (closet homosexual): Come on, that baby growler has braces and a Hannah Montana Trapper-Keeper.

Male #1: Grrrrr.
by Steggert_on_Facebook May 13, 2009
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flabby growler

a large angry looking vagina, usually sported by girls of a chubbier persuasion
wow dave, you should of seen her flabby growler. it was enough to scare some local kids away
by introboy January 11, 2009
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Growling

The deep guttaral sound a guy makes when trying very hard not to orgasm, or when he is climaxing. It is insanely hot and your female partner will 100% cum if you do this.
Jane: "Shaun was growling last night and I came before he even touched me."

Sarah: "I'm drooling just thinking about it, honestly."
by Jajaboot November 25, 2016
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coax out a growler

To push out a turd, drop the kids off at the pool, free the chocolate hostage,insert seal team 5, take a shit. Usually when you think you have to go, but know that it's not going to go easy...accompanied by mild constipation.
"Why you so sweaty Ed, you don't work out?"
"I just spent half an hour trying to coax out a growler...bastard nearly killed me."
by Turd Cutter May 9, 2006
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Double Hog Back Growler

Pulling out the penis and the ball sack in plain view durnig the act of mooning
I gave Ed the Double Hog Back Growler at the golf tournament
by Kevin594 September 10, 2008
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