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Grounded

To make your bald, poorly animated kid sit in their room for all eternity after going to Chuck E Cheese's pizza.
"Caillou, you are grounded for 99999999999 years! Go to your room now!"
by Wariobros194 March 29, 2020
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You don't want to be grounded. It not fun. One time Step Daddy took away my Xbox 360 and me cry for weke and no get it bak yet. Pls send help!!1! My Step Daddy took away my virginity for a week and me get vri scarared
"me got grounded hek"
"Ohh hHnoNOOO i FeeEl vrRi BadD fOr YOU!!!!"
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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Spiritually speaking, to be grounded is to to bring yourself to a heightened sense of awareness in association with the present moment. This is particularly useful in order to feel more joyful stimulation whether physically or perceptually and at the same time reduce the sometimes detrimental nature of the repeating chatter of the mind.
Alan Watts once illustrated this point by ringing a bell. There was only sound; filling up the whole room, passing through you and vibrating your whole being. No words or chatter could have captured the healing nature of such grounding. You were grounded and completely inside the experience.
by Jack Road July 4, 2018
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Something your parents do after proving them wrong in an aurgument. This can also occur if you point out that your parents often do the same thing they are mad at you for doing.
Susan L Wade: “I Told You To Take Stuff To The Bathroom To Record That!”
Angel Wade: “But Susan. I Don’t Wanna Take Stuff To The Bathroom That I Don’t Want To
Susan L Wade: “You’re Grounded!”
by Ugh Kan September 13, 2018
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Taking a Viagra before a date and not getting laid, in other words "not being cleared for take-off"
Last night I got grounded. I was stuck on the Tarmack. I popped a Blue Bullet before I went out with her and never got laid!
by loungeguy January 10, 2009
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Getting so ripped that you can't feel yo legs
J Keezy hit dat bizzong and got grounded mad hard.
by Mary J Marijuana October 23, 2009
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friend: look at this video
Y/N: IM GROUNDED HELPPPP
by BigCheesySlap May 9, 2022
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